Well even with Marvelous's decision a few days ago to bring an English version of the game to the PS4 and PC, we we still went out on completing the patch seeing as how we were already knees deep and almost finished.
The RAR file contains the patch with instructions on how to install it, written by @happydance. You require the NoNpDRM version of the game, which you can get from NPS.
This is the full translation and has been tested out thoroughly. However, we'd still like some user input on any errors, if they exist.
^Best dialogue, 10/10.
Oh yeah, and a huge thanks